THE SOS COIN POUCH
In his speech to the 3rd Army in England, on 31 May 1944, General Patton said that a man must be alert at all times if he expects to stay alive. "If you're not alert, sometime, your enemy is going to sneak up behind you and beat you to death with a sackful of shit !"
While Patton didn't actually say, "your enemy", when he was discussing Germans with his very colorful language, I think his sentiment would be doubly colorful if he was alive today and looking at the urban thug, and jihadist terrorists. It is in the spirit of those clearly defined "US vs. THEM" days of yesteryear when men spoke plainly and meant what they said that we bring you the S.O.S. Coin Pouch.
S.O.S. signifies Patton's "sackful of shit", in that it is exactly that, and intended for last ditch SOS situations. It is a dual use item, in that by itself it is an innocuous coin pouch that can be carried anywhere, and if empty, will pass any degree of scan for weapons (and yes...we did it). But once past a checkpoint, it can be populated with a roll of quarters, or anything heavy...although we would not suggest loading it actual feces.
It becomes the other side of the dual use vis-a-vis the intent of the user as a formidable sap-like weapon. I have personal experience in using tools such s this in the old days and will attest that one solid blow to the side of the head will likely drop an adversary most rikki tik.
In our day of urban terror, the creep of communism, and foreign ideologies of murder, we must be armed at all times, and when there are places where handguns and knives cannot go, you can always take a sackful of shit and a bad attitude.
10 x 2.5 x 0.3 inches